In The Crazy Department
My neighbor just got a Cutco knife set. Which is really super as it came with a free sharpening forever tool, a pamphlet of how to use this knife while hunting forever and a ton of Cutco “how to cook” videos on CD which funny enough did not have the guaranteed “forever” stamp. All of this would have been fine, except for the fact my neighbor ordered a Nesco food hydrator and not knives “guaranteed at forever”.
A few months back I remember hearing of a man who ordered a TV and got an assault rifle.
I am thinking of ordering a blow up doll. Maybe I will get Brad Pitt.