Twelve Things You Didn’t Know About Jewel Shepard

  1. Her favorite sandwich is turkey on rye with mayo and mustard.
  2. Her favorite imaginary sandwich is her, in between Russell Crowe and James Caviezel. Without dressing.
  3. Her favorite movie is “Gone With The Wind.”
  4. Her least favorite movie is “Ron Popeil’s Great Food Dehydrator Informercial,” which seems to have been seen by even more people.
  5. She has secret fantasies of playing Strip Monopoly with every Governor of every state and being caught on tape in a hotel on Park Place.
  6. Her biggest wish in the world is to marry Clark Gable.
  7.  The reason that’s unlikely to happen: Clark Gable died in 1963.
  8. Her favorite musical act (this week): The theme song from “Girls Gone Wild”.
  9. Her least favorite musical act (all time): Benny Plotkin and his All-Bagpipe Band. Especially at 3 am.
  10. Favorite pizza topping (if she liked pizza): Pineapple.
  11. Favorite mass murderer: Jim Jones.
  12. Most recent accomplishment: Finishing stupid list of 12 facts about self. Remind me not to do this again.
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