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Twelve Things You Didn’t Know About Jewel Shepard
- Her favorite sandwich is turkey on rye with mayo and mustard.
- Her favorite imaginary sandwich is her, in between Russell Crowe and James Caviezel. Without dressing.
- Her favorite movie is “Gone With The Wind.”
- Her least favorite movie is “Ron Popeil’s Great Food Dehydrator Informercial,” which seems to have been seen by even more people.
- She has secret fantasies of playing Strip Monopoly with every Governor of every state and being caught on tape in a hotel on Park Place.
- Her biggest wish in the world is to marry Clark Gable.
- The reason that’s unlikely to happen: Clark Gable died in 1963.
- Her favorite musical act (this week): The theme song from “Girls Gone Wild”.
- Her least favorite musical act (all time): Benny Plotkin and his All-Bagpipe Band. Especially at 3 am.
- Favorite pizza topping (if she liked pizza): Pineapple.
- Favorite mass murderer: Jim Jones.
- Most recent accomplishment: Finishing stupid list of 12 facts about self. Remind me not to do this again.