In The Crazy Department

My neighbor just got a Cutco knife set. Which is really super as it came with a free sharpening forever tool, a pamphlet of how to use this knife while hunting forever and a ton of Cutco “how to cook” videos on CD which funny enough did not have the guaranteed “forever” stamp. All of this would have been fine, except for the fact my neighbor ordered a Nesco food hydrator and not knives “guaranteed at forever”.

A few months back I remember hearing of a man who ordered a TV and got an assault rifle.

I am thinking of ordering a blow up doll. Maybe I will get Brad Pitt.


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With a résumé that shows work as diverse as video standbys like Caged Heat 2 to award winning films like 2012 Best Picture™ winner The Artist, not to mention the fan favorite Return of the Living Dead, Jewel Shepard has endeared herself to legions of fans. She’s also the best-selling author of Invasion of the B-Girls and If I’m So Famous, How Come Nobody’s Ever Heard of Me, and has worked as a reporter for Premiere, Details and Cosmopolitan.

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